When we last saw our Final 3 - Althea, Carol Hannah, and Irina - Carol Hannah was puking her guts out, and the other two designers were at least sympathetic to her plight. That really does suck for CH, to be this close to living a dream and to...

The opening routine was set to "Aha!" by Imogen Heap and featured the dancers as pieces of art. At the start, they were all standing on different podiums and covered in sheets. When the music picked up, half the sheets were ripped off and they...

Laura vs. Nicole: our Final 2! I'm so glad, they were my favorites throughout the season, although for very different reasons. Nicole has been an amazing model, killing almost every photo shoot and doing surprisingly well on the Cover Girl...

After last week's elimination of the final tapper (sigh), I wasn't sure I wanted to come back and watch the show this week. Boy, am I glad I did. It was one of the strongest performance shows we've seen this season.
They started the show with...

Finally! I'd been waiting for last night's episode for literally tens of days, ever since the news broke that Heather Locklear was joining the cast of the CW's new version of "Melrose Place," reprising the role of ball-busting bitch Amanda...

It's the finale, Part 1. Ugh. Just Part 1. I kind of need this show to be over now. We have our second consecutive all-girl Final 3: Althea, Carol Hannah, and Irina. They got $9000 and several months to design a 12-piece collection for Bryant...

Erin realized that she was still in the competition by the grace of god - that god being Tyra, goddess of fierce - since she's been in the Bottom 2 three times in a row and somehow survived. That never happens. Meanwhile, Nicole has had such a...

First results show of the season. No big. It's not like the show's been on the air for more than two months. Oh, wait ...
The dancers' opening routine helped make up for it though. Set to "Warrior, Pt. 2" by Lloyd Banks, the guys started off the...

For the first time this season we finally get to vote for the dancers. It's only November. No worries Fox, I'm not bitter that the judges sent home four dancers without my consent. Really. It's cool. I hardly know any of the dancers, which I...

Last week: Team Poker totally pussed out, quitting in the middle of the fields of the Netherlands because they couldn't play golf and they couldn't ring a bell. Weakness. Sam and Dan left first, and had to fly to Stockholm, Sweden, where they had...

The previouslies underscored the rivalry between Althea and Irina, specifically Irina's allegations that Althea ripped off Irina's Aspen look for her winning garment last round. Irina explained her blatant bitchitude: she prefers to tell people...

Jennifer opened the show by saying that she couldn't believe she's part of the Final 5. You and me both, sweetie. I like Jennifer. She seems sweet. But a model? Not really. Her facial distortions in her photos are not appealing, and she almost...

We were down to the Top 18 dancers, and none of us have yet to vote. God, I hate that. The show clearly does too, since Cat made a crack at the World Series, which is currently keeping the show down to one episode per week. (As an aside, since...

I grew up with Michael Jackson. I pre-teeny-bopped to "ABC," school danced to "Stop, The Love You Save May Be Your Own," and ran the make-out bases to "I'll Be There." I defy anyone to watch old footage of the Jackson 5 and not notice there was...

After the last leg Meghan and Cheyne had a nearly two-hour lead on the other teams, although that was quickly obliterated by a massive bunching at the airport since the first flight to their next location - Amsterdam - didn't leave for nearly 12...

It's the Final 6, and somehow Christopher and Logan were STILL HERE. How did that HAPPEN? Have we had two poorer designers ever get this far in the competition? Maybe one chucker per season, but we have TWO in this bunch. The general consensus of...

Jennifer continued beating herself up over bombing in Restaurant Wars. That isn't good, I could practically feel her imploding through the screen. Meanwhile, Robin continued her self-delusion streak by arguing that she still deserves to be in the...

The girls came back from the last elimination to find that their house was condemned. The models have been nasty in seasons past, but these girls were apparently full-on swine. Tyra picked on them for leaving leftover eggs on the stove, and for...

What a difference a night makes. Monday night Cat looked incredible; tonight she looked a little rough. The lipstick: oh honey, no. That fire-engine red looks ghastly on your pasty flesh. She reiterated that due to the baseball playoffs, the...

For our first studio show of the season Cat Deeley came out looking SPECTACULAR. Hair, make-up, dress, it was all working. I just love her. She introduced the judges, including Adam Shankman as the new permanent third judge. I'm mixed on that. On...