February 21, 2007 at 11:52am
The cast of the fourth season of "Dancing With the Stars" has been released. And...well, it's underwhelming. Where's the beefcake?!
The big name is Heather Mills, formerly known as Mrs. Paul McCartney, who will be the first contestant with an aartifical limb, but not the first contestant going through a nasty divorce (see: Evans, Sara).
Lots of sports folks, including Olympic speed skater Apolo Ohno, boxer Laila Ali, and ex-basketballer Clyde Drexler.
C-list celebs include Vincent "Big Pussy" Pastore (his second reality show, after his disastrous run on "Celebrity Fit Club"), Billy Ray Cyrus, Leeza Gibbons, Joey "Fat One" Fatone of 'NSync, ex-Miss USA Shandi Finnessey, and fulfilling his TV craporama destiny, Ian Ziering from "Beverly Hills 90210."
The only person I'm actually jazzed about is 80s supermodel Paulina Porizkova, made famous by The Cars' video "You Might Think" and then later as wife of Cars' lead singer Rick Ocasek, giving hope to nerds everywhere. Go, Paulina!
The new season starts March 19 in its new Monday timeslot, the better to avoid being swallowed whole by the "American Idol" juggernaut.
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