The Harbor Towne Belle, our region's authentic paddleboat, again offers us an escape from the hustle and bustle with its Mark Twain Cruise. Tim McCormack, a native Rochesterian turned Hollywood actor and director, channels the sarcastic Twain throughout the two and a half hour float, never breaking character. (Believe me, I've tried.) Twain's humorous, charming, and sometimes biting commentaries are just as relevant in today's political climate as they were in his own time. As an added bonus, this cruise enters the Genesee River Gorge. The brightly colored autumnal trees, the crisp and clean air, and the wildlife sightings make for a beautiful fall excursion.

The Belle is located at the Port of Rochester in Charlotte. Board the Twain Cruise Thursdays through October (weather permitting) at 6 p.m. A $28 boarding pass includes a Dinosaur Bar B Que buffet, while the $29.50 version gets you a ham & chicken buffet. A cash bar is available onboard. Go to the website at harbortownbelle.com for a full list of cruises, or call 342-1810 to make a reservation.