It was foolish, anyway, to expect to find the noble king and queen of Rochester listed among the proletariat in the white pages. | But after an exhaustive 20-minute web search of Monroe County property records and a more general Google query turned up almost nothing, the phone book was the last, best option. | Well, at least it was the one that would not necessitate leaving our desks. | Certainly, most people know to take Wikipedia with all the salt in the Red Sea, but a line in the Rochester entry of the online encyclopedia - which is written by volunteers worldwide and edited by anyone with computer access - surprised us. | "Tom and Sharon Greszler have been the noble king and queen of Rochester since 2005," it reads. The entry is found under the heading, "Notable Citizens." | Who are the Greszlers? No idea. But we'd love to find out and give his-and-her highness an overdue royal welcome. Anyone know where we can pick up four-and-twenty blackbirds - and a good pie recipe - cheap? | The only collaborative proof we could find of the Greszlers' existence are scant profiles and book recommendations on Amazon.com.