Jim and Jennifer lie in bed, staring at the ceiling...
Jim: Five days. It's been five days.
Jennifer: No, it's been more than that. It's been at least six if not seven.
Jim: Wow! That long?
Jennifer: I'm almost certain.
Jim: What do you think we should do?
Jennifer: (Sighing) I don't know, maybe we should consult a book or ask a therapist.
Jim: No! Absolutely not! We can work through this ourselves.
Jennifer: Honey, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm sure other couples go through this.
Jim: I think we should try changing it up a little. You know, try something different.
Jennifer: Yeah! And incorporate the element of surprise.
Jim: Maybe we should start with a shower, you know, to get things going.
Jennifer: Oooh... you are naughty. I like how you think.
Jim: OK, you get the water started, then we'll rush him while he's watching cartoons. We'll stick him in the shower fully clothed. That way he'll have to take them off.
Jennifer: Honestly. How that child can wear the same clothes seven days in a row is beyond me.