The Onion is America's Finest News Source. It is the last bastion of unbiased, reliable, and definitive news in a world dominated by superficiality, mediocrity, and non-Onion news outlets. And! They are coming to campus for a satirical event that gives insight to how they do what they do and, of course, mercilessly mocks the left and the right, the powerful and the weak, the deserving and the utterly innocent.