Can a young man escape his terrible fate and win the love a beautiful girl? That depends on the Pirate King (and his band), an elderly nursemaid, a Major General (the very model of) and his daughters, and a band of bumbling policemen. Come see Gilbert and Sullivan's comic operetta The Pirates of Penzance, and find out the answer. Tickets are free, donations are gratefully accepted at the door. Reservations will be accepted online and over the phone starting in mid-to-late October.