"You'd be surprised at the dumpsters worth scoping out during our seven-month winters."
"I got poison ivy or oak or sumac."
"LOL, the impending Cereal Bar War of 2019"
"Naked guy in Hamlin, carrying a cat"
"Running out of White Claws!"
"I lost 30 pounds and no one noticed."
"Kodak"
"Who works for who now?"
"Out...christ, my memory is not working."
"Drinking by my pool"
"Wegmans"
"I swear to God, if it's Wegmans again I'm going to lose my mind."
"Why buy when love is free, especially if you're broke?"
"Killjoy Jukebox" (meant to be "Joytime Killbox," by Brian Wood)
"Not Show World"
"Goulash Greek Sweets"