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Inbox 6.15.05 

Two years ago, Liam Oatmeal (as we'll call him) sent me more than 50 pages of email correspondence. He then disappeared completely. If you know where he is, please tell him to drop me a line at inbox@rochester-citynews.com. The following are two samples from his massive catalogue.

--- Michael Neault


From: Okasan

To: Liam Oatmeal

Subject: okaasandesu

Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2001

Dear Liam

I'm  sorry I'm late.

Congratulations we very surplise.

You were always studing very hard.

While kenji was shopping.

Is it snowing?in NY.

In goidou almost no snow.

Someday I want Miyo and Mami to show a lot of snow,

How do you spend your X'mas?

But now Liam has no hair?

I want to see your skin head.

Please send me your picture.(e-mail)

All hippo member waiting fou your picture.

Miyo wish war had finished soon.

I'll write again.

--- Okasan


From: Erich

To: Liam Oatmeal

Subject: ......ERICH......

Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001

SO I FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO GET THROUGH TO YOU....

IT TOOK ME 7 MONTHS BUT I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.....

BUT I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY...SO ITS EVEN FUNNIER.....

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